So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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