How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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