If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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