i just had sex bonerless
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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