Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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