I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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