We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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