Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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