Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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