your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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