if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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