I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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