she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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