i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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