Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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