I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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