Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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