with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
