i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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