If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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