Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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