this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
It's official drugs can't kill me
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
