dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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