hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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