But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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