Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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