It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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