Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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