He managed to light the Jello on fire...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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