Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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