Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
She told me I should be a condom model.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho