So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
