Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
