spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
