You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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