It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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