It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
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Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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