so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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