You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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