If i come over, it means nothing
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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