Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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