I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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