Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My room smells like vodka and shame
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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