Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It's official drugs can't kill me
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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