no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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