I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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