She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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