Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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