all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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