How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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