drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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